I wouldn’t have known I blocked that shit. I don’t give a fuck.

Septuple pepperoni.

If I make myself angry I guess, but I have enough mental health issues as is.

Depending on State, a small enough engine on a bicycle doesn’t count as a motor vehicle.

I’d be more worried about losing all my body heat. Even with a tent you still need heaters.

This classic.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, “does this taste funny to you?”

It’s how I quit smoking.

You’re gonna need a provision for people who don’t have an income.

The best part is that if time travel is ever invented then it already has been.

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Yeah but you forgot that we live in a world of very short term thinking. The must noticable expressions i are how politicians plan election-to-election and business think quarter-to-quarter and year-over-year. We all do it though. It feeds into credit nightmares for everyone. If people are asked “do you want to/ can you pay $1,000 right now or $120 monthly for 10 months” most will (usually by necessity) take the second option. Now blow that up into the millions for infrastructure. Thus a road that’ll last 500 years become a replac- it-every-50-years problem.

The counter-protest was bigger and funnier. Apparently one guy showed up dressed as the Monopoly Man.

You can build damn near anything to last a thousand years. Nobody wants to pay for it though, and I mean can you blame them? If you increase the price by an order of magnitude people are going to get cranky.

Damn, that dude got more air on that jump than Michael Jordan did in his whole career.

You thought Trump would pay you too, huh? The line for that complaint is already out the door and around the corner. It’s cold out so wear a sweater.

I can’t even comprehend where that much money would even go in this event.

I cannot imagine the mind of a grown-ass adult who said for this shit.

I distinctly remember one old man who refused the COVID vaccine, dying in the hospital, that was asked by a reporter if he regretted not taking the shot. He said no and he’s make the same decision again. He died ugly and in pain, and I’m glad he suffered for his stupidity.

Yah basically.