Hey. Remember when the beagle spacecraft totally slammed into the Martian countryside because someone used imperial units? 2 year wait for some good times.

Don’t jinx him or the universe will give him a sore tummy.

Oh-ho-ho. Condolences, my net dude.

Heh. “67 SO FAR” – homer

I think the average lifespan in America is 67.

People would be truly working until death, there.

Comma splice.

If the balance is off, by which way? I.E if you’re seated too far to the left, will It be too loud in your left ear, or too quiet?

How you all doing rn?

We don’t call it ‘doing’, as it’s a little sexist. And stop asking for advice how to hit on nurses: they’re busy enough.

Systemd

I’m out

Yes, technically it’s still on the tiny screen of your phone with a really bad ux to make it go, sure. But you see how ‘went away’ is both true for web and effectively true for phone app? You do see that, right?

slangs

Nota bene: ‘slang’, like ‘mail’ and ‘e-mail’ and other ‘mass’ nouns, doesn’t get an ‘s’ when talking about groups of more than one.

that time you lied

I hear Aliens never happened, so fuck James Cameron’s documentarian status, right? I’ve got a similar complaint with a documentary about three bears and some porridge.

Let fiction be the fiction it is.

Sometimes I worry that Israel comes off as a bit xenophobic, and in that context may not recognize the rights of others.

Pixelfed? That’s an IG emulant. What about Friendica? Do they have groups?

Lake Louise Village […] Western Canada

You mean MID-Western Canada. Western Canada is a little bit to the left.

I wonder [whether] he would have done the same thing talking to a man…

I was entertained to see someone get their comeuppance.

I was disappointed to see someone else immediately go sexist on the post.

I am now doubly disappointed that we’re not better than that person, here.

Sometimes an idiot is just an idiot. Leave room for people to grow into, okay?

I caught some Icelandic rap the other night on that global radio website and now I need to find it. I caught some Algerian rap - rap again, even though it’s usually not my thing - a few months back, too, and it was awesome.

Dragostei din tei(sp) or so, by Romanians O-Zone?

That is some seriously addictive stuff. Good call.

Old VWs just had a mark on the speedo telling you what gear to be in. So you kinda shift around the marker. So easy.