Agree. We’re a species still very much in its infancy.

And then watch videos of eating it 3-4 times a day for the next 4 years.

Looked at this from an organic chemistry perspective for a solid 20 secs before I realized this wasn’t organic chemistry

This is great because I self identify as a penguin. I tend to keep this private though, because of the war crimes.

this was generally regarded as a bad move

Earth truly is beautiful

Looks like they’re having post-coital talk to me

Keep the jar and put the sauce back in it and put only the noodles into the Tupperware.

I see what you’re talking about but I’m pretty sure this picture was taken in the 80’s

Is there a way to have the gif automatically play? Also, is there a way to add a gif from a keyboard app like GIPHY?

They probably shaved

Taking this to its literal conclusion: Left and right nare, left and right ear, left and right nipple, urethra, vaginay, and dark scary pit hole. Anything else?

Also related, Can I offer you an egg?

I feel like this could be an American Dad, Roger episode.