My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.
My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.
Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they’ll be on their way to their own country soon!
My mouth bones may be broken but my body bones are strong!
Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?
Borrow a fire plane and drown the bridge of their ship. Fair, right?
They cannot engineer a stop to the cracking and the leak, only replace the injectors all with new parts, which would cause a backorder millions deep. So the shitty company is saying “the shitty car leaks fuel and we can’t fix it so we made a funnel for gas so you can’t notice if it happens. Also it may be more fire resistant? Good luck!”
Happiest place in South Dakota, but don’t you dare be gay here.
Om namah shaviya!
Om namah shaviya!
Om namah shaviya!
13 months of 28 days with an extra holiday at years end, it works so much cleaner than what we use.
Step 1, you’re gonna want to sit your ass down. That’s a clean bong rip with no water, you gon’ die.
They used the song for an American win at the 2012 London Olympics, as well as “Werewolves of London” for a British win, a song with the line “little old lady got mutilated last night”.
I tried a pair but didn’t feel like they could stay tight enough, kind of felt like they were floppy but they didn’t have a half size smaller. Is that what you use?
I’d kill for velcro steel toe leather work boots, I hate tying such long laces.
I found your Ted presentation very informative, Fuckfuckmyfuckingass.
He’s ok at drawing, but not understanding basic math such as “which number is greater” or “Trump lost by 7 million votes and 70 electoral college votes” is not his talent.
Skilled paid stonemasons were required to build the tight fitting surface stones of this one, so some of the laborers were definitely not slaves, howeveri believe you’re correct I doubt the sled drag team was salary.
I only give away the first one free, after that they keep getting the sugar cravings and come back to me for more
Exactly. We have 50 years of computer driven exponential growth and not a fucking thing is better for us. We don’t work less, travel more, be richer, live a better life, or have a better future for the planet. It should make everyone anti-capitalist.
TIL Gawd makes bullets fly with the shell still attached