Hanlon’s Razor is my favorite rule for this very reason, because I’m way too quick to do this.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

We’re werewolves not swearwolves!

Whichever, people use either.

That’s why you dry after lol. And again, you simplifying it so much is telling on yourself. That’s no problem but know that if you stick with it you may end up having a better experience.

Unironically, positioning, pressure, and time. It took me a while to be fine with the pressure needed to actually clean anything, let alone letting it stay on long enough to thoroughly clean. Plus you gotta angle yourself so everything gets clean.

Saying “it’s water” proves you don’t know enough, which explains why you’ve had a bad experience. No shame in that, like I said it took me a while. Stick with it, it’s worth it.

You were right, it’s for your ass. No clue what they were talking about.

Usually they have a gauge that handles pressure, so if it hydroblasted you then start a bit lower.

And his wife?

Then you don’t use it well. Which is fine, it took me a while to get used to mine and use it effectively.

Congrats?

Woman are you kidding me I don’t know what to do with my life

Is that a threat or a promise?

Apparently great, if a little fan service-y

I’m confused, are you talking about literal depression or just feeling generally sad/down?

I’m diagnosed with depression, have been since I was a teenager, but I don’t know many others that are.

Pretty sure my first experience was at 9. Jailbroke my iPhone and saw some porn ad in a program I installed. Didn’t know what the hell I was looking at, but it sure as hell changed things

For the record I love this comment, but find it funny that the answer to depression is just “try putting stuff up your butt”.

Don’t call me out like that

It absolutely can happen on such short time scales. Regardless, it’s also been hundreds of years.

This really is the year of the douche and the turd sandwich

Eh, a distorted reality is now a necessity to be free

I’m an older Gen Z, but same here. I really don’t know that much but can torrent, so people see me as some sort of tech god lol.

My younger sister on the other hand, also Gen z, is so tech illiterate that her downloads folder is a mess and thinks deleting installers will delete the installed program.