It really seems like he doesn’t understand what a “defense alliance” is meant to accomplish.

It’s only weird until you realize they aren’t talking about your “personal” security. They couldn’t care less about you.

Do these come with carbide tips?

Is this just to lower the property value? I thought Trump understood things about real estate.

JFC.

Orbital habitats with rotational gravity.

They already signed that contract. This is just Israel attacking them anyway.

So, just go into it with violence in mind, then? What advice is this really giving? Shoot first, because they’re just going to lie about it anyway?

Fuck that.

Defend yourself if you have to, but telling people to use violence, just makes what they say about protesters, true. Don’t validate them.

The US is obligated by law, to keep sending them weapons in order to maintain a “qualitative military edge” against all potential threats. This unfortunately incentivizes Israel to maintain a high threat level, in order to increase the amount of weapons it receives.

Man, this slow-motion train wreck just keeps going. Why?

“Partially”?

“Everyone on the plane! It’s not safe here! Except you, Steve. You stay.”

Fake nails.

Priceless, if true.

Maybe they aren’t including the time spent scrolling. It’s just the sphincter flexing moments that count.

“Gay space communism” is my new favorite description for Star Trek.

OMG! They made Michael Landon’s character black? /s

AI consumes more resources than Bitcoin, at this point. We are accelerating our own demise, all for the spectacle of watching a computer hallucinate on command. There is nothing more decadently bourgeoisie than that.

I can’t even imagine the mental gymnastics required to be both “pro-labor” and “pro-AI”. I mean, yeah I’m all about workers rights…but imagine how much money my boss could make if he just replaced us all with robots?

Cheese.

It doesn’t matter how well it does. It was too expensive. This was a one-off event, that will never be allowed to happen again.