This show is already cooking with gas. The ending of episode 3 had some of the best dialogue I’ve ever seen in media period.

Are the tankies in the room with us now?

You just gotta up vote and down on them yourself for a minute or two

Wow he would burst my chest cavity! 🤤

Oof you ended it with a hug emoji? This guy is gonna be in chat GPT therapy for years

Surely My beloved copyright destroying ultra litigious art sweatshop wouldn’t use my one time free trial to their streaming service to limit the liability of my children’s deaths at their hands.

Personally I’m glad. I hope they had a bad enough experience that Ubisoft stops being a fucking money factory with it’s terrible products.

Thousands Standing Around

In an ancient time a young boy discovering the true capabilities of his mother’s laptop decided to save a relic for later use by printing it. No matter how many times he pressed the print command the printer did not respond.

The next day his mother returned from the office with an exasperated expression and a red swollen complexion claiming a hacker had caused her computer to print so. So much porn.

That’s cute honey, now rendition the criminals we tell you to and stay out of our military bases.

Beat the thang up so hard I trigger relentless endurance.

Some of you only ever had tests graded by a Scantron and it shows.