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7·10 months agoWhat can a straight, white guy do to prepare?
Becoming some random six-year-old would be pretty jarring
That’s what killed Elvis fyi
Two other words: Eat vegetables.
The problem with a pedophile marrying a child is that it’s all downhill for the next seventy or eighty years potentially.
Dr. Steamboat Willie: “Take off your pants and put them on the chair with mine.”
Mickey is ready for your prostate exam.
0·10 months agoI was looking for a sweat comment
#🥵💦🤮
They let you shit in a box and mail it now.
But remember, there is a specific lab you’re supposed to send it to.
Your description sounds very aggressive.
#"🇺🇸 Nationalize the Auto Industry 🇺🇸 "
sounds happy and patriotic.
I want a woman to look at me the way she looks at her brother.
Mac was fantastic in the '80s
Mac was great in the "90s
Mac was good in the '00s
Linux Mint was fantastic in the '10s
Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.
God bless us. Every one.
“Meesa finna nutt!”
Just like Tom Cruise’s middle tooth