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fastandcurious@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Lose either way

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Lose either way

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  • WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world
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    2 年前

    “It is better to wake up and pee than pee and wake up”

  • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social
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    Get diapers, then you can pee in your sleep as much as you want.

    • Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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      It does have a capacity. Can’t be pissing too much.

      • 30p87@feddit.de
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        Multiple layers go!

      • Godric@lemmy.world
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        2 年前

        Get another one, problem solved

    • HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world
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      Just go all day. Never have to worry about the bathroom again.

    • ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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      I rather pissed myself than using diaper

      • Smoogs@lemmy.world
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        So Ruining mattresses and bedding and making the whole place smell like piss is much less embarrassing for you huh

  • seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.social
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    I follow a rule that I saw written in sharpie at a hipster bar bathroom in Calgary, Alberta: piss in the sink or sink in the piss.

    • meow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Reminds me of “It’s better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum”

  • ExLisper@linux.community
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    10/10 meme.

  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
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    One just begets the other

  • LueZypher@lemm.ee
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    2 年前

    Both?

  • craftyindividual@lemm.ee
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    8 year old me feels personally attacked.

  • Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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    What about sleep shitting then?

    • Godric@lemmy.world
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      Shitting in sleep and sleeping in shit are both pretty grim

    • ColdWater@lemmy.ca
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      Piss sleeping is understandable, but shit sleeping? How is that even possible?

      • Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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        Don’t worry it hardens. Especially if you roll around in you sleep to even it up.

  • CluckN@lemmy.world
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    Piss Sleeping in

    • JoShmoe@ani.social
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      Pissing Sleep Inn

      • ikarushagen2@feddit.de
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        In sleep pissInn

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