Among the reciprocal tariff levels Trump announced:
China: 34%
European Union: 20%
South Korea: 25%
India: 26%
Vietnam: 46%
Taiwan: 32%
Japan: 24%
Thailand: 36%
Switzerland: 31%
Indonesia: 32%
Malaysia: 24%
Cambodia: 49%
United Kingdom: 10%
Rest of the world: 10%
I’d love to open the news one evening and not feel like we’re another step closer to the apocalypse.
Honestly, fuck Trump. Where my Luigis at?
He was inside you all along
You can’t get close to orange fuck for anything like that. You gotta hope for a natural luigi to show up and say “time’s up bitch”
Not even via a trebuchet?
Trebuchets:
A superior siege engine for today’s trying times!
If Trump would be killed by a medieval seige weapon, then I will believe in god again.
Imagine he’s golfing and a fucking engine block of a 1982 Buick Regal comes sailing through the air from 200 meters.
One can only dream.
I love this idea, make it so fast that it just rolls right over his fat ass, but just enough to put him at deaths doorstep. 15 mins until total death. Put a report next to him. What does he say?
Reporter:
Mr. President, would you say that that trebuchet was reciprocal?
He missed.