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To be fair, he didn’t know when he stuck his hands in weird alien goop that it was weird alien telepathic sex goop.
And now I just realized that they made us watch weird alien sex.
Which led to Starfleet’s Ancillary Directive: Assume that all weird alien goop is sex goop.
*Confused sounds about Armus and Tasha Yar
Tasha just got zapped to death from a distance. Riker, on the other hand, was the one oozing around in the sex goop for a while.
Non-consensual snuff sex goop is the worst kind.
What the fuck are we watching?
They just got off on the wrong foot.
You keep that the hell away from my feet
Ha ha ha…
Tucker getting date raped and impregnated is such a funny punchline, huh?






