I, uh, prefer women.
Woof :3
No sorry, we don’t exist.
He’s just a cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in his party mansion.
Well he can’t invite women to his party mansion. That would be gay
Nothing gay.
Nothing about personality, so I’m pretty sure that’s a thing this guy lacks.
Assertive and dominant are personality traits. Not really great in isolation, but its there. 😆
I actually look for women slightly cuter than me with insecure attachment styles and a surplus of poorly aligned dark triad traits. Ideally an addiction or two.
assertion, dominance and confidence are all personality traits, but uh, yeah.
This guy thinks women want a goose.
women aren’t geese?
fuck i gotta ask my wife about this. she’s been angry and honk-y all week
Found Zeus
A fighting goose.
The fuck are ‘hunter eyes’?
When your eyes are in the front and not on the side of you head. Like a deer.
Like everything else in that list something that only exists in his fucked up headspace.
What about “makes me laugh”?
“is kind to children and animals”
“is capable of expressing emotions other than anger or jealousy”
Big extra credit for “has any kind of creative hobby”
the big one for us was “we want to spend time together even if we’re not doing anything, well after the puppy crush phase”
Unflappable confidence? Try unflappable dick
Not speaking for women here. Just me
yeah my valve broke on fully inflated too
What the fuck are hunter eyes? Don’t all humans have predator vision? Are there people out there with 360 degree rabbit vision?
Its when ut eyes are angled inwarts like this angry emoji
Men are so into men and have no idea what women want
If you ask: in the 2000’s, men forced each other to like blondes and big-breasted women. If you tried to express liking towards any other women type other than maybe the occasional redhead, you got called “gay”. Also there was the whole “gay bamboozling”, or the reason why the “trap meme” exists.
What?
