“Vance…. Vance… big brother…”

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELON, DONNIE!?”

Ridiculous. Everyone knows it’s to commemorate Foxy Boxing, when a foxy boxer at a high-end strip club in Rhode Island sued her employer after her silicone breast implants were ruptured in a fight.

sensitive dickheads?

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Ha, you fool! It’s your cuteness on a scale of 10

Animorphs? At this time of the millenium? Located entirely within this 196 community?

Get in the depression region of collective human consciousness, Shinji

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

I wanna see a Dog Wick spin-off. John is the one that stays at home and the dog goes out to protect him

ATATATATATATATATATATATATA

I’m no one at all

In my head, I was just thinking “a whole bunch of different ants brute-forcing it until it works isn’t intelligence.” Then I saw the video where they’re actively rotating it after it isn’t going in and realized, holy shit, I’d still be trying to push it.

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

ANIMAL REGULARITY DETECTED

That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

Brian Blessed is still alive? Bah, who wants to live forever?

I just use P155w0rd as my password. No one guesses it

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing