I prefer when they wave a light over me.
If the magic light isn’t available then I opt for one of Phlox’s frankencreature treatments.
You get a bat-leach! and you get a bat-leach! And you give me your Batleth and I’ll give you a bat-leach! Bat-Leaches for everyone!
This is why everyone disliked Phlox’s medical prowess. It worked but at what cost?
“The oath says I shall do no harm, I can inflict as much pain as I want.”
Crushed hand in equipment? Inaprovaline.
Gastric discomfort? Inaprovaline.
Clinically dead? Believe it or not, Inaprovaline.
I mean that is kind of like saying doctors go to is medicine since the hypospray is just the syringe.
Yes, but usually* doctors will at least say what kind of shot they’re giving (and if you’re lucky, tell you why).
~* I guess there’s a non-zero possibility of it not always being the case.~
Just use the tele-porter, it fixes everything… except when it doesn’t.
In the good old days, the doctor would make you lay on a weird electric bed and a creepy “thrum-thrum” noise would keep track of your heartbeat.
Having come off a rewatch, they leaned hard on that biobed.
