It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

Well that was certainly a thing

Hissen to be puneished

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48

George Washington once lowered an opponent’s wife into a vat of acid at a party.

So embarrassing

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it’s cute

Chaos dog

Sure, Andrew Yang, let’s get you back to New York

Delightfully devilish!

I never thought I’d die this way, but I always hoped

Athy, athier, athiest

Nice, very trochaic

Dude, droidface is not okay

Fuckin’ way she goes