Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Where’s safe?

Well I’m an only child, so it’s not just conceptually repulsive, it’s distracting and unrelatable.

I know, I’m being spoiled. Just one more thing I didn’t have to share with a sibling eh?

It’s a way better joke this way, I’m keeping it. Unintentionally the funniest thing I said all day

I’m pretty sure dysgraphia is impaired handwriting. Dyscalculia would be maths.

I wish there was more HarmonQuest, or any new shows by Crittenden. I’ve been trying to get into Dimension20 and I super admire Mulligan’s energy, but they all give a shit about the game. It feels off, somehow too earnest.

It feels a bit like if I was used to watching the Globetrotters just clowning around backstage with drinks with a long suffering coach, and now I’m watching a high spirited junior league with a really involved coach who gives 130% the whole time.

I do wish McHale got to put more things out. I’m excited to hear he’s working on something coming out next year called the Elephant.

I wish you could see it. It’s not right at all lmao

Is this gif cycling faster than Neil Armstrong on purpose, or is shit broken

I will vomit directly into your eyeballs

Fauxcest. It didn’t use to be so prolific.

There are lots of words for it. Criminal negligence, manslaughter, homicidal apathy…

Actual wizard memes, meanwhile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvzYOHTGW4

Incredible.

I can’t think of a single person I wouldn’t have to explain the joke to.

The left Democrats and the right.

We are not to be spared the buzz marketing.

Yeah exactly, sometimes you can turn a bad situation to good that way. I definitely would rather these proprietary things built from essentially pirating the entire internet belonged to the people, and seizing the weird shit they’ve built with that bubble would be just desserts for the venture capitalists who still hope to take away everyone’s jobs so they could rule us as kings.

Complicated, weird disaster of a sentence, sorry. Let me know if any of that tracks and I’ll go make coffee.

At times like this, you realise omniscience is not to be envied.

https://projects.propublica.org/bailout/

The bailouts are, by the numbers, workable. There is an argument that a bailout would be fiscally responsible.

There’s also an argument that the whole thing should have been given up as a bad job decades ago.

Good arguments aren’t going to decide how it’s handled though, so let’s not bicker. Life’s too short.

Be kind, communicate a lot.

Sounds dumb but if it’s meant to be that’s all it should take. People make dating these days so complex.

Yeah… My kid’s going to have such a bizarre sense of humour. I feel like I’m enriching comedic plutonium over here.