Free? That’s hardly free. I pay monthly NHS and barely get appointments. R.I.P, people with conditions that need to be diagnosed early.

Accidents? Yeah, you get help immediately. Other conditions? You better go private.

Peace Train by Cat Stevens

Love Train O‘Jays

Last Train to London by ELO

Chattanooga Choo Choo Glen Miller/ Andrews Sisters

Take The A Train Duke Ellington

Midnight Train to Georgia Gladys and Pips

My grandiose narcissistic boss… waiting for this f*cker to get retired.

Then I gonna open the most expensive bottle of champagne I can afford to buy!

Fossilised?

Don’t want to sound rude but fossilised means turned into a rock…

I know because I love palaeontology and I‘m a fossil hunter.

Don’t ban me guys, I’m just an average paleo nerd

46 000 000 years ago?

I’m pretty sure that dinosaurs didn’t exist in Eocene.

For those who feel the urge to correct me, yes birds are theropods

Smashing Pumpkins

My beloved

Rick James Super Freak lol

Valid point

Poor Gimli…

Where’s my personal freedom as a non smoker?

Because obviously, most smokers don’t give a two sh*ts about other people