Pretty simple: Pretending to deliver the latest tech for a premium price. But the non-pro models simply don’t have the latest tech, but they do have the premium price. And Apple practices upselling like no other (I mean, look at those storage upgrade prices).

UND KEINE EIER!

Women are not good at all but I don’t know what to do with the kids and I don’t want to be with you anymore if you don’t mind me asking you to come over to my place to pick me up from work and get it done and I will be there in a few minutes and I will be back in a few minutes and I’ll be back in a few minutes and I’ll be back in a few minutes…

I lold at that, too :)

What? Do you live in the 1950s? Have you heard of nuclear accidents? How many people did wind and solar energy kill so far?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_power_accidents_by_country

That fucking G Hub software has the absolute shittiest UX of all apps I have installed on my machine.

Who says Macoroni?

Can’t his attourney petition on his behalf?