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Not self-hosted but Language Transfer is pretty awesome.
https://www.languagetransfer.org/app

Repeat with me the Latin American mantra: Nothing Fucking Works®.

Costa Rica does!

Post How-I-Married-An-Axe-Murderer How I Married and Axe Murderer.

“Look at the sieze o tha boy’s heid. I’m no kiddin. It’s like an orange on a toothpick.
No kiddin. His heid’s like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts.
Ooh, that was off-sides, wasn’t it? He’ll be cryin’ hiself to sleep tonight, on his huge pilla!”

Reference to “OPP” by Naughty by Nature, late 80s hip-hop.

You down with OCP (Yeah you know me)

Who’s down with OCP (Every last homie)

You down with OCP (Yeah you know me)

Who’s down with OCP (All the homies)

Florida

Yes, the first cut should be the deepest
To penetrate beyond the muscle wall’s inner regions

The rivers must run, lest they be dammed.

What, no Phoebe Cates?

You know my steez

True indeed

Say it loud

Black and proud

Ain’t no time to hesitate at the gate

Do it now!

I only recently realized that I am doomed to become that which I loathe: an old white man.

Thanks for the affirmation!

Gen-X kids are hardcore, especially when hungry and broke

Ah yes. I remember my 20s and 30s…sorta.

I was going to suggest the same. That’s our most likely choice for emigration.

Usual Suspects fit this list

Baraka

https://sh.itjust.works/post/27122034 Just learned about this today here on Lemmy

The Great Male Renunciation

But…it’s fuck: no.

Violence: yes