I’m on the Millenial-Gen X cusp so I’ve been getting the best of all that shit my whole life and I hate seeing it on repeat with Z and Alpha.
Stop blaming kids for you failimg them.
Also, I just recently realized that all thr movies I grew up with depicted 30 somethings like their lives were over while camp and highschool movies abounded.
The boomers were a generation that peaked in highschool and had their mediocrity catered to the rest of their lives.
Frame of reference gets bigger.
Jokes on them, I’m all out of pittances.
There’s more of the past and less of the future.
Which one? I’m vetting them to see who has the better dental plan. There’s just so many to choose from, it’s tough to decide.
Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but the mark of a fake messiah. The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in awhile and watch your answers change.
I love the movie theater analogy.
A cake decorating book for you, today.
Perfect example.
Better to try, fail, and learn than to fail because it was never started.
Just subscribed.
America’s Test Kitchen
Best general purpose cookbook we own.
Kid Rock acting as the only character he’s ever been.
Come out and play
Mimimi miiimimimimi
Kung Fu Hustle is a good companion movie to Shaolin Soccer.
I’m from Saint Louis, what’s the difference?
Pinoy friend of mine’s sister brought ‘easter balut’ to their family’s easter. She’d made jello eggs with peeps in the middle.
I prefer grape jelly.
We went to a restaurant that just servea bao sliders. My wife got the soft shelled crab thinking it would be crab meat. Nope, it was a breaded and fried whole crab plopped on a bao bun. She said it was good, just weird.
I cannot imagine raw crab.
Overall, yes, but this exchange still makes me laugh:
Joey: But come on. And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?
Janine: It’s a curling iron.
Joey: Well, that’s okay then. Oh, okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom, here, and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. It’s up here on some hook. And it smells different.
Janine: It’s clean.
Joey: Yeah, well, it feels different.
Janine: It’s dry.
Joey: All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. Hey, okay, also what is with these chips you bought?
Janine: No, no, no. It’s potpourri. You’re supposed to smell it.
Joey: Well, that’s like summer in a bowl.
Watermelon.