I’m a ceep

I’m a shitten

What the hell am I doing here?

I don’t belong here

Duolingo is the only exception.

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Got it. Full of holes. Uhh…what caliber, sir?

I think today marks the anniversary of a coup led by Augusto Pinochet to overthrow the democratically elected Chilean government led by Salvador Allende, who was the first Marxist to be elected president in a Latin American democracy. The CIA investigated itself using declassified documents and determined no wrongdoing. Just that it “appeared to condone” the coup, but found “no evidence” of any participation, which means the United States definitely participated to some extent in the rise to power of a ruthless autocrat who disappeared or executed thousands of people and interred and tortured tens of thousands more over nearly two decades.

Or something like that.

iirc, PlayStations in Japan flip the functions of X and Circle around. Circle is generally an “accept” button while X is generally a “back/cancel” button. Now I heard this many years ago so it may not be true anymore.

I think it makes sense when you consider where A and B are on the SNES controller. And it also makes sense for them to have moved back to the right face button (in the US) when you consider the Xbox 360 released a year prior to the PS3 and was kind of a runaway success.

Maybe the real Hidden Valley was the subdermal implants we made along the way.

Help! My flesh has fallen off, and I can’t pick it up!

Quit squaking, flesh wad. Nobody’s forcing you to buy anything.

Amongst my siblings, none of us is shorter than 5’10. My sister is dating a man who is 5’6. They’re so cute together, but I felt so bad when I first met the guy because I wasn’t expecting him to be that short. So I opened the door and looked right over the poor fella.

Hahaha I wish I had friends who loved me this much.

I use Flat Circle. It’s not free, though.

My wife really really really wanted a MacBook in 2020 and the major plus of having it is that I got to steal all the fonts. Mostly, I just wanted Helvetica lol

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Disney knows that part of the contract is unenforceable; they’re just daring someone to try and outspend them on legal fees and court costs. Everyone knows US courts are pretty light handed on fining corpos. Whatever costs the mouse incurs, they’ll make it up in at most a few days.

Mine dates to '09. It’s been dead since '14. I only keep it around to use Marketplace since Craigslist is basically dead.

What if I told you it’s also humid as f?

I was cutting my grass a few weekends ago. 97°F and steamy. I was out there 30 minutes before I had to call it quits because I was feeling lightheaded.

Oklahoma. We get years where it’s toasty. And then we get years like this one where it’s roasty.

The roasty years seem more frequent as of late. Crazy, that.

Anyway, here’s to hoping that 44 is wrong lmao National Weather Service is giving us 37-40 all this week so that won’t be quite so bad.

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Same. I’m definitely not getting any outdoor work done this weekend.

34° today and 38° tomorrow. Then this bullshit. 🫠

Neu!