John Hammond

If ultra wealthy dudes were gonna end humanity as we know it, they could have done it with more overt means like frickin’ dinosaurs. That would have been a much cooler way for society to go than whatever bullshit we’re stuck with now.

EatingOnions is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

I call my old boy “ugly ass cat” when I pet him.

He seems unbothered by it.

Ceiling cat is watching you gamble away your future.

Go ahead and call the mechanic to schedule that transmission fluid change. Don’t let him rip you off with a flush, though. All you need is a drain and fill.

I really liked Ubuntu, too. It was the distro that got me into Linux in 2012. I don’t feel bad having switched to Debian Stable, though. I love my Debian.

The FAQ got a chuckle out of me.

Is this a real distro?

• Yes.

Why?

• Yes.

That, and electricity being optional as a minimum spec.

That’s because if you don’t get carbonated horse piss, it’s actually just your blinker fluid!

Welp, I just learned something new and useful by logging into Lemmy at 1:30 AM.

Me, but with any fluid intake. That first morning drink of whatever, and my body is like, “We got liquid? Send 'er on outta here!”

Wait until you try bacon grease. Y’all are in for a real treat.

I can put my life in danger. I can put your life in danger. But I draw the line when you put my life in danger.

But if there’s lots of DnD in Hell, sign me the fuck up.

Still got my PS3. What a great console. Uncharted just has no business looking as good as it does running on hardware as old as the PS3 and being nearly twenty years old.

Watch out. That’s how you create a Slackware user.

Imagine the government actually doing something that appeals to millennials.

Doggy doggy WHAT now?

My wife got me 8 TB about 3 or 4 years ago. It’s awesome. My Blu Ray library is on it and I still have 5 TB free

This is totally the kind of shit my wife would have on her car or her macbook. I’d love to give her one of these lol

We should give more swords to more women.