Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”

He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.

I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.

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Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

Batussy

(Slaps another sandwich down) FOR THE HOLDERS OF THE SHARE.

(Everyone in the restaurant) FOR THEY SHARE THE HOLD!!!

This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.

Come to think of it, there were some twerking fellas on the grassy knoll.

Møø

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In the kitchen it hums with delight,

A mischievous microwave, quite a sight.

With a twist of its dial, a dance begins,

Uneven warmth, where chaos wins.

Relatable

How was that fast lane working for ya? Ya dingus!

He let you down.

We’re all hot dogs in a car god.

Made me livin in the fiber optic mines. Mine all day, mine all night in those fiber mines.

Snickers. Seize the means of yummy in your tummy.