And My Axe.
And My Axe.
I don’t know why but I thought they were some special inaccessible computers.
It’s their marketing. Marketing, marketing, bullshit and marketing. Macs get viruses, Macs have vulnerabilities, Macs crash. Doesn’t matter how much their indoctrinated fans might claim otherwise, Macs are just weird PCs. In that context, their refusal to allow their owners to control them is all the more jarring and makes owning the older models like you mentioned all the more sensible.
This is really niche, but most organisations have a Microsoft Active Directory, or equivalent, that tracks users, their credentials, and their permissions. The sign of a bad AD admin: permissions directly applied to user objects without any intermediary objects or abstraction in AD.
“Federation” is like “non-fungible token”. Everyone knows what it is, but they’ve never heard it called that.
Fully dressed for WFH. Nude for in-office. Nude with shoes on for client meeting (in-office or WFH).
Yeah, I suspect that’s probably true. The prescribed maintenance routine on my VW suddenly got very, very lax after 250,000 miles.
alcohol-free
Spoilsport.
The secret to keeping water hot is minimising surface area and, of course, insulation. If you want instant hot water you can actually buy electric hot water tanks with, say, 10-15L capacities that go under the sink so the hot water only needs to travel the 50cm or so. Very cheap and much more simple than instant heaters.
Screaming?
…“Outside Pants”? I feel like this might be the real tip here. Please, explain.
You should invest. Nothing gets you dry better than a good Batman.
Get schwifty.
Oatly? Fuck Oatly. Also, Fuck Fuck Oatly. And so on.
It’s the Express, so you can safely ignore it.
Recent front page headlines from the Express (if some of these aren’t real yet, they will be at some point):
Tom Hunt, if you’re reading this, I’ve just done your job for the next year.
Corrections:
MacOS:
For Windows:
For Linux:
Do you think you should be penalised if you got ChatGPT to sit the math test for you?
Relevant xkcd:
Do you know which Jack is your favourite? You should have a contest determine your favourite Jack. A Jack-Off, if you will.