It’s vendsday my dudes

“cuz this is my United States of whatever”

• Joe “900” Biden

Every house essentially having a small storefront space attached. But it’s just to park a car

Shout out to Humanitarian OSM Team (www.hotosm.org/)

You can help map roads, buildings and other features for disaster zones and other areas in urgent need of accurate mapping.

It’s as if the site has prepared a starter culture of past successful memes to help ferment Lemmy’s shitposting

Why does the vending machine make all the bottles disappear?

Those are just as valuable as the food in the Middle Ages. An airtight sealed container that never degrades would be a game changer. You could sell it for more than the food

It’s in bad taste to speak ill of the dead

You cannot die, that would be amoral and unethical.

Instead you must live on with mountains of medical debt, sickly and defeated

Being upset about people’s water bottles is infinitely more boring than owning a water bottle

Heated

An AI that could reliably take out the trash right now would be far more disastrous in terms of job safety than an AI that can write or create art

I’m not giving them any more spotlight or attention

Unless it’s a fight to the death, I’d probably tune in

I babysat a girl who came to me and asked if atoms were really little crosses, like her grandmother taught her. She was confused because the teacher at school was saying something different

I told her to listen to her teacher

196 is going to permanently warp lemmy culture