Let’s roleplay! I’ll be Buddy Holly and you’ll be Mary Tyler Moore!

Happy Gregster!

Good news, this is actually 05+

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris

Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in lava flames, though?

I don’t think he is.

Of the four “Star” franchises: Wars, Trek, -gate, and Search, “-gate” is easily my third favorite.

Hi, Intrepid Hero!

Chakotay’s not on board.