1. totally what I was thinking. what a great way of saying “untold horrors abound”. with so many people treating this shit as an advisor, mentor, psychologist and even partner, i cannot even fathom what weird problems will plague our society without us even realizing.

go back the chain of comments and find it

1. farts aren’t harmful. why do smokers have the dumbest comparisons, does it start killing you from the brain? try harder.
2. people usually are embarrassed to fart and try to hold it to fart away from others as much as possible, despite the fact that it is natural and smoking isn’t.
3. at least when people fart the smell doesn’t seep into their clothes and hair for a fucking eternity. you think you only stink when you smoke? I get nauseous when a smoker enters a bus from the other end of it. wretched fucks.
4. people don’t get addicted to farting and try to fart every fucking second of every day all the time and start shaking for a fart if they haven’t farted for 3 minutes. along with #3, this makes it much less likely to smell someone’s fart than their smoke.

sure. you’re lying.

you only think that because it’s you who stinks and you don’t realize how fucking disgusting you are

yeah because smoke famously stays in place

seeing a face and being poisoned aren’t comparable, try harder.

no other drugs are “free” to force on others.

also smokers are the last people who should say anything about people stinking.

if removing individual freedom is never good, then you shouldn’t be able to smoke, because people should have the individual freedom to not breathe your fucking tar smoke.

like, fuck people who watch these absolute shitheads, but I don’t really buy that. people look at car crashes. i don’t think reckless drivers are “enabled”.

since when do we need experts for this? what we need is laws. it’s unbelievable that they’re even allowed to do this shit.

good

mad-libs headline?

also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans

this is the only good reasoning for a forfeit right here. the rest is just ridiculous.

otherwise like what do you mean, they played the game and used the game mechanics oh no. they even bought a weapon. wild.

who says they drink it? this has nothing to do with the post

it’s how a regular person could look like a model standing next to a cave troll.

are you actually questioning why people drink juice? is this where internet contrarianism has come?

we have “100% juice” here which can only have fruit concentrate (or puree depending on the fruit) and water. that’s the only kind that i buy. i still have no idea why you would add sugar to fruit.

Elon is not a visionary, nor the founder

it’s not the fault of the fuckers who keep saying this kind of shit to drive even more idiotic investors to their product, it’s the fault of a system that doesn’t immediately commit these people to a psych ward the moment they say it.

because money is made up and also fuck you that’s why now pay taxes so billionaires can get more money