yeah so we can tape an entire duct around that shit

that’s an izzard bit!

Elon musk himself is responsible for so much car centric bullshit. he has his own tunnels, his own chargers, he does everything he can to stop any anti-car development, and he has the most dangerous cars out there. this is only one of them by the way, the one that has sharp hard metal corners that are meant to slice pedestrians in half, but his other cars spontaneously combust.

i think someone made the argument that it was insanely less demanding on servers though

when you’re modding on piefed but you’re a reddit mod at heart

it’s not real

yes but also to be fair this is a Twitter user

1. totally what I was thinking. what a great way of saying “untold horrors abound”. with so many people treating this shit as an advisor, mentor, psychologist and even partner, i cannot even fathom what weird problems will plague our society without us even realizing.

go back the chain of comments and find it

1. farts aren’t harmful. why do smokers have the dumbest comparisons, does it start killing you from the brain? try harder.
2. people usually are embarrassed to fart and try to hold it to fart away from others as much as possible, despite the fact that it is natural and smoking isn’t.
3. at least when people fart the smell doesn’t seep into their clothes and hair for a fucking eternity. you think you only stink when you smoke? I get nauseous when a smoker enters a bus from the other end of it. wretched fucks.
4. people don’t get addicted to farting and try to fart every fucking second of every day all the time and start shaking for a fart if they haven’t farted for 3 minutes. along with #3, this makes it much less likely to smell someone’s fart than their smoke.

sure. you’re lying.

you only think that because it’s you who stinks and you don’t realize how fucking disgusting you are

yeah because smoke famously stays in place

seeing a face and being poisoned aren’t comparable, try harder.

no other drugs are “free” to force on others.

also smokers are the last people who should say anything about people stinking.

if removing individual freedom is never good, then you shouldn’t be able to smoke, because people should have the individual freedom to not breathe your fucking tar smoke.

like, fuck people who watch these absolute shitheads, but I don’t really buy that. people look at car crashes. i don’t think reckless drivers are “enabled”.

since when do we need experts for this? what we need is laws. it’s unbelievable that they’re even allowed to do this shit.

good

mad-libs headline?

also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans

this is the only good reasoning for a forfeit right here. the rest is just ridiculous.

otherwise like what do you mean, they played the game and used the game mechanics oh no. they even bought a weapon. wild.