What’s to understand? Euphoric fedora tippers will shit themselves to death about anything connected to religion as a point of principle and papists will defend anything Catholic to the death, usually other peoples’ deaths.

Whoa whoa whoa, way too subtle.

And here I thought I’d never see a lower form of wit than punning.

On this day, meds were not taken.

On this day, meds were not taken.

Fuck off Ivan

Are we not even going to consider the possibility that his children may have had bad vibes / been unpleasant to be around??

I never spend over $100/night for hotels. Ever.

Also, Hilton isn’t even that nice.

Sharknado isn’t fun. Being a bad movie on purpose is just cringeworthy. Bad movies are fun when they’re a serious (delusional) effort that failed miserably.

In doesn’t matter. Sophisticated models are open-source and have already been forked and archived beyond all conceivable hope of regulation. There’s no going back.

Because it relying entirely on the dominance of the iPhone isn’t really a post-Jobs action. It’s actually the exact opposite: relying entirely on something he captained in order to make sales.

They also removed the headphone jack from the phone, so it doesn’t really count. Airpods followed the Sony approach: telling your captive audience they will buy the thing or suffer.

Yeah but that’s just marketing bullshit, just like how in real life, (normal and attractive) people don’t pull out a Nintendo Switch and pass around joycons to play Mario Kart on the phablet-sized screen at trendy rooftop cocktail parties.

Neither I nor any of your other gangstalkers think you’re going insane. You do need to do something about the way you have your silverware organized, though—if you can even call it that.

star tracks

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Amazing, every word is wrong

Yes

It’s a stupid rule and should therefore be flouted