Acetaminophen / Paracetamol is probably the one I see the most.

“Damn it, Jim! I’m a doctor, not a __________!”

This is the first app in this thread that made me go “I need this!” and immediately downloaded it!

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It was actually said to a therapy dog that was there for the day, but I saw a reaction, then she saw me see the reaction, and we shared that look of “I know you know that I know you know” and we both didn’t want to have further complications so it was never brought up.

There’s a Mexican metal band Ladrones that I have the same issue with.

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Sometimes it’s good to let your freak flag fly, other times you have to pretend you didn’t see that look on a coworkers face when someone said “Good Girl”

The trick is to get enough STDs at the same time, that way they all kill each other.

I want to murder-death-kill someone every time I see/hear “unalive”.

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I was pretty surprised by Cena in Peacemaker

Captain N was so weird when you think about it as an adult: Isekai of the week, done as a commercial for video games.

It worked, though, and I loved it too!

I would also accept Pro Action Replay

I had the hood of a car come down on the back of my head when I was taking out an alternator.

I saw all kinds of new colors!

“The clock is broken, but it’s currently right.”

Something can be wrong 99% of the time. Pointing out the 1% doesn’t make the other 99% good, or that 1% wrong as well.

Ridcully would see a wet paint sign, take it down, touch the paint, then demand the Bursar to do something about “all the messes they keep leaving around here.”

You just used your wish arguing with the genie…

I would totally sit quietly in a room with myself as we both played single player games, occasionally making recommendations to each other.

Good times.

I was watching a friend who was trying to get all the blue mage spells and I was baffled my his level of dedication. I didn’t even unlock that class…

I know RPGs are grindy sometimes, but X-2 wasn’t enjoyable to me, at all. 2/10, more Rikku.

I admire your dedication.

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