Easy. I keep a copy of “Medicare & You” to read before going to sleep on my nightstand. Not even 5 pages in so far this year.

As an Amercan who has worked AND enjoyed life, my employer over here was less than thrilled with the idea that my life didn’t revolve around my job.

Let Trump know and maybe THEN we’ll see some action on gas prices.

Trump should rename the word “thinking” to “Amercaning.”

Oh, he definitely is.

Watched “The Birds” on TV as a kid and it freaked me out so much that I had to look under my bed every night for a few days to make sure there were no sea gulls under there.

Niether a borrower nor a lender be.

That first one is hard to argue with.

I would not recommend doing abstract art. It can be extremely satisfying to create new and interesting things seemingly out of nothing, but most people want to see depictions from the recognizable world. Because of this, it’s tough to sell and if no one wants to buy what you make, the stuff just accumulates and after a while, your unsold artworks can feel like a weight that you’re carrying.

Shouldn’t there be at least one Israeli flag in there somewhere?

Sam Grossman, dancing, with the hairy arms and big hands, should have his own franchise.

That battered sausage picture is giving me “feelings.”

Someone said “trains” and America thought they said “trans.”

The power he has over people is criminal.

“Gentleman! Let’s retire to the billiard room for cigars and brandy after we thank everyone for their attention in this matter.”

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?