I can almost hear the soft crunch of snow here

Egg_irl

I can only count to four!!!

https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es?si=_UMg9PWZmDI5g3r0

Looked it up - this is real lol

Really? When? Why?

Obligatory oatmeal:

https://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

Definitely a mood

So you have chosen violence

Im aware of the ethics of it but what do you propose I do? I do everything I can within reason to avoid it

Yeah i’m aware of that :3

I’ve already sold my soul to them - might as well get paid for it

Probably

Were they brown? Seems like that wouldn’t happen in Texas to a little white boy