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ill never be able to read a/b/o as alpha beta omega because I always think of blood types instead

Tenys = tennis?

and me

tomato website where you can throw tomatoes on a photo. website with tomatoes

Former US President Jimmy Carter peacefully passed gas in his home last night

this is how the imperial system was invented

Have you seen Hugh Laurie without his American accent? After only seeing him in House it’s uncanny

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Raise a kid in a sensory deprivation chamber, with one exception: a monitor that only shows gen alpha brainrot videos. When they’re like 14 drop them off in a populated area and see what happens

I thought I knew where this was going when you said “African country” and “finger slip”.

A flying one however…

This is how i learn Donald Trump got shot at again?

Poor Zeno has so many problems

tf was the patient gonna do? complain? edit: /s, i know about the moral quandaries of stealing money from a dead guy for some snickers

they eat snail (yucky!)

Darkness and a home server fan

Apparently not.

Short answer: Windows doesn’t let you name a file “con”.

Long answer: Tom Scott video

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