I’m confused again.

Being Islamophobic is a Virtue now?

Hmm. Interesting. I never heard of it before so I don’t have any Dubonnet at home but I’ll try it at a bar next time and see how it goes. Thanks!

Black Manhattan is one of my favorites!

You just sub the vermouth for Amaro Averna, I recommend it if you haven’t tried it. I may just make that next in your honor.

Me right now with my Sunday afternoon negroni.

Here’s to us, dog.

I don’t understand why you’re rolling your eyes in the title. Are you annoyed by your own post?

Anyway, I always prefer to wake up naturally as opposed by an alarm. Best case scenario to wake up by myself and on-time.

So, then, exactly what happened?

Well, this one seems to be going over better than your last philosophy meme.

I appreciated both of them, by the way.

They really thought they outsmarted Foot on that one.

I mean, I hate right-wingers and Republican protestors because they want fascism but Democrat protestors are pretty lame and this is an accurate depiction of their direct action.

Also, is no one going to point out the crying Dem looks identical to the profile picture of the woman who posted the t*eet?

Yeah, that makes total sense. I actually never knew why anyone used work-provided devices if they could theoretically do all or most of the same work on a safer personal device. Now I realize why that might be. Thanks!

That’s interesting and really important to know so I’m glad you’re sharing that but, without going into details about my work, I’m certain they won’t be able to request personal devices.

Because I don’t want my work to be able to literally watch and record every keystroke and mouse-click I make. Much less listen or watch me at home by activating the mic or camera. There’s no way I’m using that compromised device at home regularly.

I have a work laptop I only rarely use for just one very specific thing that I can only do on that laptop. I also have my personal laptop where I do everything including my work and if I want to sidebrowse stuff then I open up a different browser—all of which are privacy-hardened.

I just recently got a new laptop so now I have one that is even more locked down, secure, Linux-based, and I only use it for personal stuff.

Yeah. I remember I got heavily downvoted on reddit once when I made an Office reference, which seemed weird to me since reddit usually loves the Office, but then I only slowly realized in context the reference inadvertently seemed really racist which was very much not my intention so I deleted it.

I rarely delete otherwise though.

Damn, dude. I’m not trying to judge you but that’s way too often.

We rep the SAME Smarttech!

So, she is ugly but on the inside.

When I was a kid I took a bite out of a Hot Pocket pizza and the cheese from the bit I swallowed was still connected to the whole. I almost choked as I couldn’t fully swallow it and I was home alone. But I focused my breathing and then managed to slowly pull the piece back up through my esophagus by using the cheese.

I did not enjoy that.

Died doing what she loved.

The History Channel be like:

Quasimodo predicted this.