Hey, Peter, man! Check out Channel 9! Check out this chick!

Korben Dallas - the man just wants to romantically live out the rest of his life with the ultimate weapon, without people sticking guns and microphones in his face. I can relate.

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This, but wife

How do you get an elephant into a bikini?

1. Open bikini
2. Remove the manatee from the bikini
3. Open fridge
4. Remove elephant from fridge
5. Insert elephant into bikini
6. Close bikini

Meme was cut short.

“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?”

The only correct response to political pressure from the USA is stronger resistance

British Museum be like

Dozens of Israelis from the country’s security, political and cultural elite have threatened legal action against their government over support for Jewish terrorism and an “ideology of ethnic cleansing” in the occupied West Bank, according to a leaked letter.

Two former prime ministers, former heads of all the Israeli security services, former judges, a Nobel laureate and the country’s most revered living novelist were among the signatories to a “final warning” over violence against Palestinians.

They demanded immediate action to “eradicate Jewish terrorism”, cataloguing years of attacks – including murder, sexual assault, theft, arson and desecration of the dead – by civilian and military perpetrators who acted with “almost complete impunity”.

Perhaps they’d like to place a bulk order for the new Commodore phone?

Or around 150,000 furlongs per fortnight

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

Curry, Lamb Bhuna, hot

Dang ol’ Gilgamesh, man, talkin’ ‘bout a king, man, down in Uruk. He just, talkin’ ‘bout, tormentin’ them folks, man, makin’ ‘em all mad, I’ll tell you what. They cryin’ out, man, ‘Send us a companion, man, save us from that madness!’ Then dang ol’ Enkidu, wild man, talkin’ ‘bout from the forest, man, comes to the city. They fightin’ in the temple, man, fightin’ in the streets, man. Gilgamesh, man, he beats him, but then they become, talkin’ 'bout, real great friends, man. Gilgamesh and Enkidu, man, down in Uruk.

The word ‘manhandled’ is doing a lot of war crimes in that headline

But will he be able to travel back? 😅

Except that video is not turning me on

TLDR; They were probably not horribly painted given the evidence from other types of surviving artwork from the period

I recently needed to delete a node_modules directory for a relatively small app. 20 minutes of my life on that shite 💀

Somehow Netenyahu returned