Why not just cronch up a whole bar?

You will have the most prosperous poop of all time. You, yourself, will remain normal.

Bar or liquid?

Hey I need that thing :(

Hey, I said inedible.

I think being an ant or some other kind of eusocial insect would be interesting. Not the most peaceful existence out there, but definitely an interesting one.

The mascot of Lemmy is a lemming, not a lemur.

Are you implying that birds are not animals?

Pretty sure this screenshot is older than Nazitter.

The president of what?

Yeah. You can either eat them (like those candy necklaces if you know what I’m talking about) or wear them, which seem preetty uncomfortable as well as unhygienic.

Finland, yep. Either some K- or S-market, I forgot. Never seen anything like that before either.

Doesn’t help, it’s broken because the kind of big bump cameras on newer phones break so easily.

Yoo Seurasaari mentioned!!

Not very cool, but I give you: candy underwear.

Wait, what post?

Well, maybe his assholeness makes up for the other two parts of the criteria.

… You realise that that’s because a forum moderator has no meaningful amount of actual power, right?

What’s concerning is that I was completely unsure of if this was about current or historic events until I got to the bottom text.

If a war liberates kills a woman in a country you’ve never heard of, and no one posts about it on social media, did the liberation killing even happen?

fixed it