Technically I’m an archaeologist, I guess.
Sure, today is worse than yesterday. But at least it’s better than tomorrow!
Reject humanity, return to prokaryote.
I’M HIT
powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow
Thanks for clearing that up.
Tough but fair.
A story as old as time.
I had that Skeletor with the chest damage spinny bit! Forgot all about that until seeing this. Thanks for the memory unlock.
It’s funny because it’s true.
I noticed on paragraph 3 of this policy-mandated letter that literally no one but me will ever read–and it’s mind-boggling that even I read it–that you referred to “December 2022.”
As it is December 2023, and December 2023 is referred to multiple times elsewhere in the aforementioned letter, can you please clarify to which month this document refers?
Thank you in advance.
Born and raised in Minnesota. Plan to die here. I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Then I’m not interested.
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I hate it when someone with these lights is in the passing lane behind you, and their lights reflect off your side mirror directly into your eyes. The worst is when they’re only going like 102% your speed, so they linger there unless you adjust your own speed to change their placement relative to you.
Was that a dig at Totinos party pizzas? If so, we can’t be friends anymore.
And there’s no other way to eat those than folded over like a taco!
Prison. Immediately.
All three will also usually contain >3 grams of iron.
Add to this that the child is also made entirely of rubber and could easily withstand the train’s impact and experience no measurable hardship. However, the impact of Superman halting the train caused wreckage to fly all over the place and damage the surrounding infrastructure… which in this case is a metaphor for literal fucking infrastructure.
I always buy my local grocery store parking lot hermit an energy drink. We both like purple Rip Its.
ikr? If I had a nickel…