We can only trust people that old if they are mentally unstable

Ain’t nobody got time for that

Can we get lucky just this once and this new ocean circulation cancels out global warming?

1:4 is a wild ratio. I can’t picture that in Saigon, but maybe Hanoi is a lot different

Israel has the world wrapped around it’s genocidal finger. Trump likes to talk about how “unfair” it is when other countries get any sort of aid, but Israel has us uprooting everything we’ve built to AVOID ANOTHER HOLOCAUST while slurping down more aid than Ukraine who is taking on the world’s most belligerent superpower

If i was willing to murder my child for growing up like other normal kids here: yes, definitely, you should.

Sure you can.

Back to Syria then

Right before they pass some abysmal legislation that would make Jesus weep

Translation error, I think the actual term was “blowing up starving civilians”

Is this some DOGE script that Big Ballzzz whipped up by asking ChatGPT for a bash script to Make America Great Again?

Make them figure out how to deal with it BEFORE they are allowed to drill and you’ll see some amazing innovations taking place overnight

Hamas has like 10,000 members, who most certainly were not all killed, just to give you some sense of the level of civilian casualties that Israel finds acceptable

Also when you forget about the toothpick in the middle

Have to assume that its for 2+ cars because 28% of Texas definitely ain’t driving around in luxury vehicles… although I guess these big ass trucks really are up there in price these days… But still…

No shit, they got us sanctioning the ICC, deporting critics, and giving them bombs all so they can continue their genocide in Gaza that our ACTUAL ALLIES in the EU recognize to be a genocide. Just because a bunch of scummy politicians are feeding off AIPAC donations

Not too mention Tesla stock being his slush fund to ruin the world with his Nazi bullshit

Oh, i thought it was only down because Elon was off in Washington making America super awesome and not around to provide his brilliant leadership to Tesla

Yes i think that’s a blanket term for people who are not fascist bootlickers, so checkmark on that too

That was the most OP writing team ever