Rightio! A swift kick in the gob will put a stop to all that!

And if you have houseplants, is your house then an indoor greenhouse?

Palantir.

I’ve been doing most of those since I was in primary school.

How does this fit in with millions dying from the ‘common’ cold or flu, or pneumonia, or even COVID?

I thought the mortality rate for rabies was 50% if treatment was started early enough. TIL.

Depends how hungry you are.

Just what we need, another US political advisor warning us to spend big money Because China, our biggest trading partner, who simply aren’t interested in starting a war with us.

I think there’s something in that for all of us.

Are there a lot of fishermen out there for Hegseth to soften his murder boner on?

Unless there was a record-setting gofundme, and we could hire the most mercenaries …

Hippos. In Fantasia, they’re delicate ballet-dancing animals. In reality, they’re ravenous maws, obliterating everything they become aware of.

Realistically, the average person against cashed up arms dealers who can hire mercenaries at the drop of a hat aren’t really in a position to ‘let’ anyone do anything.

Borscht.

The Trump administration: No ability to negotiate, only threaten and bully. The diplomatic equivalent of little dick energy.

Then kick Hungary out.

Or someone on Reddit with the ever-useless, “That never happens to me”.

So many trees! So much greenery!

Oh, wait …

"Hey, it worked last time … "

The raw emotion on display is enough to make your hair curl.