Most honey wouldn’t be vegan but perhaps an abandoned hive could be harvested. Or infertile eggs from an abandoned nest? Bits of sheep’s wool collected from a spiky bush?

You’ve forgotten the sauce and haven’t toasted the bread, 4/10

It would probably taste alright and is reasonably nutritious, but it’s not right.

Why are you hating on poor people? Do you think punching down makes good comedy?

And yet very few people actually get to launch nukes these days. One rule for them and another for us.

I’ll believe it when they execute one

If they’re stealing it from people, I think I’d do something. But corporations aren’t people.

The bot compresses an article about how AI are good at compression… how deep does this go?

The closest I found to a non social media site is the patreon https://www.patreon.com/eastcoastitnotes Not much for free though

I don’t love that it calls them guys. Or that all women are at least a bit crazy. I don’t love that at all.

Malk

I thought Chuck Norris was supposed to be all powerful? Why would he be transphobic, that’s pretty insecure? He shouldn’t feel threatened by any identities.

… mini fleshlight pasta?

Yep, doubt there’s another Jeph Jacques drawing comics. Still going, a little more off the wall with the robots than before, but interesting stories and butt jokes.

It’s pretty close. And well deserved, the metacommentary is truly a visionary tour de force.

So only 18x as fast then, positively glacial!

I wanted to try to properly prove that it didn’t work for y!=9, but I think you covered the edge cases - X=0 or unbounded. Well done!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?