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That pronunciation always drives me wild! it only makes sense to call it data.

Damn, the shooter took that bullet casing to the face pretty well

My mom is finally cancer free! Also, my best friend of 20 years might move to the city I live in :)

The Shining, then Practical Magic

Indeed. I found it both shallow and pedantic.

Holy crap. I’ve lived in Portland for the last 2 years and I have been shocked by how unattractive everyone is. I’m not saying I’m a model or anything, but JFC it’s like everyone hovers around a 4-5

GRRRRRRUBHUB! VS! TACO BELL! BEGIN!

“But we don’t allow people to drink-drive, yet we keep putting them up in aircraft at 33,000ft.”

Aaah, so the problem is drunk pilots. I can get behind a two-drink maximum for flying a plane. Although, in “Flight” the guy flew a plane upside down hammered…so maybe it should be a two-drink minimum to get maximum innovation.

ETA: I prob should have added /s

I fell for it and was momentarily outraged. Goke’s on me.

“You miss every shot you don’t take!” or similar. It’s useless, makes no sense, and is disrespectful to yourself and others.

Which is why I love saying it to pricks at work.

You’re the one that’s crazy!

Tracy Jordan says it best in 30 Rock -“No, Superman does good. You’re doing well.”

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

Next - Too Close

I recall my friends and I singing some of these lyrics when we were 11-12 with zero idea that it’s blatantly about a hard dick. The radio channel that played it didn’t come in too well where I lived, so we didn’t know 99% of the song, only the melody.

if you were actually around long enough there were literally polls of what to call Lemmy users. Lemons was actually the top name for a bit, but lemmings won out. So. Try not to be so needlessly mean. It was named Lemmy not just because of the animals called Lemmings, but also Lemmy from motörhead. that’s like two sentences into the Wikipedia page.

I feel called out. I feel proud, but also sad. I feel proudsad. I feel prad.

WHY DOES HULU KEEP CRASHING

Audition (1999)… I haven’t watched it in 20 years but holy shit it is definitely in my collection of scary memories

Only fools are positive

Both of you are idiots, I’ve been a caring and empathetic person my entire life!