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I’ll glance at some of the ones I’m not big on to expand my horizons

SNAP, also known as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, is the largest federal nutrition assistance program in the United States. It provides benefits to eligible low-income individuals and families to help them purchase food and groceries.

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Karl Marx was a German-born philosopher, political theorist, economist, historian, sociologist, journalist, and revolutionary socialist. His best-known works are the 1848 pamphlet The Communist Manifesto and his three-volume Das Kapital; the latter employs his critical approach of historical materialism in an analysis of capitalism, in the culmination of his intellectual endeavours. Marx’s ideas and their subsequent development, collectively known as Marxism, have had enormous influence on modern intellectual, economic and political history.

Seems legit

Power move

In case no one gets it, the context is it used to be an expression, along the lines of:

Gas, Grass or Ass, Nobody Rides for Free

Cystoscopies are great fun

I actually didn’t even have a conversation about it with her at first I just snuck one in her house and put it by the toilet. Now later on she did mention that just doing that was more than a lot of dudes in the last relationships she’d been in had done for her in months and months. I upgraded to also bringing her over a second one for her second bathroom and a set of toilet scrubbers and bleach gel and I’m always keeping her toilet paper stocked up. Also bring some baby wipes over to keep things extra clean. I try to get her a lot of practical gifts like I’ll go to Sam’s and just constantly keep her stocked up on paper towels that I got in my trunk, hell we’re practically married at this point all this old people stuff I’m doing for romance. It it kind of start with the selfish need for a toilet plunger in case I clogged hers up though lol. I’m just glad we’re finally getting past that awkward phase of being shy and timid about bodily functions like pooping peeing farting that kind of stuff and we’re able to talk about it and joke about it now.

One of the first things I did when my gf and I started dating was buy her one, so that when I finally got comfortable enough to drop dueces at her place I wouldn’t be up shit creek without a plunger

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Unbearlievable

I think there are at least two stop drinking communities

Fresh or pickled

You might as well go with the cheesy chard and rice at that point

I was reading this title as my cat is bugging me in the bathroom

Rocket, you annoying little bugger!

I think roosters are typically a little tougher, although still could be eaten. Maybe there’s a recipe to follow to soften them up, brining the meat or something I don’t know

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Eli5 lol

We don’t know which 2/3 though…

peels open container of dollar store fig newtons