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I’ve never heard of this. I watched a bunch of you’re videos on it. It. Is. Awesome.

You know what’s up

I’m puting a hot poker in each of my eyes. Jesus.

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My man!

Years ago I was working in a sales / support call center. One day in between calls someone posed the question of if you had to sleep with someone of the same sex who would it be. Obvuois answers were things like George Clooney Brad Pitt etc. one of our team was extremely introverted so it was normal for him not to participate.

3 weeks later he pipes up, “I’ve given this a lot of thought and If I had to sleep with a man it would be Jesus Christ” 3 weeks later. Blows my mind he was in deep contemplation for so long. I still am taken a bit back.

The reason? “Jesus seems like he’d be a considerate lover with strong hands.” Beautiful.

You better hope your sweet candy ass you have lasagna reserves on hand.

We don’t speak of the war.

Welp time to watch The Never Ending Story. Falcor 🫀

I like you.

sudo apt-get purge java* good lord what a simple thing to avoid. I was pretty green at work during the time :(

Started with Gentoo. Early 2000’s. 24 painful install. Moved to fedora shortly after. Keep going back between Arch and Ubuntu over the years. It’s all so easy and accessible now.

Coward

Same

Lived in a home for just under 4 years. Moved out of state. Several months later I get a vicious call demanding 2700 dollars usd for damaged carpet and a “smell”. I was young and dumb at the time and didn’t think I had any recourse. Being thousands of miles away and the threat of legal crap at a young age is daughting. Fuck landlords. We are very clean people.

Your Safeway getting remodeled too? Why the F are the lunch meats crammed next to the lotions behind freezer doors that prevent people from passing if they’re open.

What you got for Blood Facts my G?

Turned 40 April 1st. I call everyone gangsta. Yes been listening to a lot of G G G GUNIT!!!

Amen.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.