Buy a Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and install McAfee on it. What could possibly go wrong?

*pierce the air with high-frequency hatred

You do not want the lizard prince to touch your nuts.

My initial thought was anorexia recovery.

Unintentionally wholesome.

Also, if you played the GameCube at all, you hear that cube walking across the screen every… single… TIME!

Hooded intellectual: “YBC ChipStar”

(Japanese Pringles)

“Take the shot, Carter!”

When you think about it, everyone cardios to failure eventually.

Snuffleupagus.

“She’s on the roof.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcKKTR0Sg7k

That chip has enough spice to BUY a 14th-century peasant.

G E T H E L P

starts copy and pasting links bookmarked since the 1990s

I want you to know, little one, I take no joy in doing this.

.mkv files are just containers with a bunch of separate files inside. You can theoretically hide any kind of file inside, including an executable, so it might just be a blanket warning.

They both have the same expression.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4vVGG_FcvY

(I love candy corn, but I also love this skit.)

I wonder if they’ll take Pepsi Points.

To be fair, the Mission Impossible game they made for the N64 is actually pretty good.

Just stay away from Superman 64.

Except for Goldeneye, of course.

It’s a frame from the show’s intro, when they give the episode number. They’re just running through the field for fun.

But a complete summary of that episode can be found here: https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Episode_1845

(Spoiler, it was brought to you by the letter B, the letter L, and the number 9) :)