Don’t you know, fat people can’t be made fun of. It’s the skinny people who are funny, see!

Cuz they just tend to be slow. I don’t know how these apps behave on a 1500€ phone, but I had a pretty beefy computer at my disposal these last 2 years and web apps are just always slower, usually much slower.

And back to phones, the UI of graphics web apps rarely considers them. Or they simplify the UI to the point of being unusably dumb.

And Paint… Yes true, but again do you understand “phone”?

I think it’s the transporter accident from ST:TMP. I didn’t know they can procreate.

Yea it’s not full-blown Photoshop layers in this regard. Still, with the amount of other stuff it has and for the price (or with just small ads and no fullscreen video ads or other crap), I really can’t complain. I’ve replaced amost every other app with a foss one, but there’s no good foss image editor. Pocket Paint and Litrato can do a few things here and there but not much and both seem abandoned.

Ed: Ok so PP isn’t abandoned and is quite nice in its own way but just doesn’t have the practicality for photo editing or meme making.

I sometimes use online apps when I need something specific and Christ that’s like the 6th level of hell on my old slow phone… Tho honestly I can’t imagine how an online app can ever be equal to a local one

PicsArt:

https://www.iudesk.com/ there’s a playstore link

Iudesk Photo Editor

Getting a 404 on that.

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Means ascend to BSD

We found the one person!

Screw you, now I’ll never be able to hear it any other way.

What does it take to split Helium?

Way too many people deal with the same stuff. My suggestion would be to sign up for hobby or dance lessons. You may or may not meet the right women there, but you’ll probably meet interesting people, and that counts too. And you may gain new skills or hobbies, which is honestly more important.

You can also get a pet if you feel like it, dogs are the best wingmen. But only if you think you can handle it.

If you want to use a hooker, I don’t see anything wrong with that, but also know it really won’t change much. But from what I’ve heard from people, it tends to lift off some weight, so it may be worth it at least for that.

Btw one dirty advice from the books: if you’re trying for a woman that’s not single, you’re competing against one guy. If she is single, you’re competing against everyone. It may not be nice, but everything is fair in war and love, right

I just want it shortened to a non-clickbait headline. And then a version shortened to about a 1/4rd length, as that’s usually the ratio of information to fluff in written articles.

There are roleplay subs of all kinds on Reddit. (Or at least, there were. Idk how it’s now.) But women are in the minority on most of them, so it’s quite a process to be “interesting enough” to get an audience.

I dunno. The way it works for my old phone, is that it listens for a while, then goes into “processing” and then outputs the text. Faster phones should work on the fly, but I really don’t know anything else.

In the app there’s a field to test, so try that I guess.

Launch the FUTO Voice Input app first. It’ll give you prompts you need to set it up.

I don’t know, isn’t TTS an AOSP feature in Android? As in, a foss part rather than a proprietary Google thing? Look into what alternatives like Graphene do about this.