BUT BILL GATES IS ONE OF THE GOOD ONES

“Fuck you, got mine” summarizes it all. Burning planet isn’t his problem if he can get a little more as it burns.

Basically this.

I know a highly educated seismologist who makes his work his hobby and has been an enthusiast for nature-related pursuits for decades…

And he thinks people have next to zero contributions to the climate. His go-tos are volcanoes and sunspots to explain climate changes, and he blames, I kid you not, the “big green energy hoax” for conflicting data.

It checks out for a Tesla stan to be so shallow and empty inside that all they got is identity flair stickers from the numerous products they consume.

You’re a living breathing cliche of a credulous pay piggy, so it fits that you have nothing to say but a stale aging meme.

His dad works at Nintendo. He will prove it if you bet him a hundred dollars.

Of course the Tesla stan is fine with aggressive advertising.

I’ll consider doing that in the future, then.

When it comes to bad takes on the internet and crackpot theories, assuming that such things are at least as likely to be true as what is conventionally believed is like wandering into a hospital pharmacy, with no labels on any of the bottles, and taking pills with the assumption that at least some of them will give you superpowers.

It’s been fun to make you scream and smear shit on the walls for about 30 minutes, but I do sincerely hope you grow out of this, drop the Le Climate Denialist Scientist LARP, and drop the “asshole and proud of it” thing because that got old and tired almost two decades ago.

I wish you the best in the future.

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