Her: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Me, who has recently read Dune: THE SPICE MUST FLOW

He could 100% have hit a “Free Palestine” of his own, and if the venues cancel, they’re the assholes. His mealy mouthed both sides nonsense is whats fucking him up now.

“They are unwilling to accept the cup, as such we can only construe this as a forfeit and must give the cup to their finals opponents and declare them the champions.”

“I scraped off the sores”

IMO the big part of surviving is recognizability. An inside joke or something that requires more than surface level understanding (Which 67 falls into even if that inside joke is that it doesnt mean much of anything.) isn’t going to make the cut.

With that in mind, “Type shit” deffo makes sense, since it exists as practically a interjection that just confirms you’re listening, like “yup”.

my uncle is john nintendo and told me if you get all the stars in the new mario game you unock pikachu

Nickle and Dimed by Ehrenreich

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickel_and_Dimed

bold of him to say within 100 miles of a russian death window

Keep the meme alive and make Half Life 4 instead. Reference things that would have happened in 3 if it had been made.

Reading. You got a library near you? Great, you’re set. You don’t have a library near you? E-books.

Possibly, but there’s also more then a billion English speakers, so we’d definitely see some shit before then.

“You have been chosen. Tell no one. The false idol must be killed.”

Then just watch the chaos unfold.

UBI has to have a lot of folks wanting it and theres contingents that would rather starve then see those people get a thin dime, with “those people” having various meanings. Then there’s the temporarily embarassed millionaires, and of course the Fox news crew who think socio-commu-trans folk are going to dye their kids hair blue and make them worship Satan.

look for seal sounds on spotify

‘I feel dessicated’ and ‘I feel dehydrated’ both flow fairly well to me, though I’d feel more bougie saying the former unless I was analogizing in the same sentence

Strictly theres ‘dehydration’, though it does lack gravitas of ‘starving’. ‘Parched’ also exists but I feel like that falls in with ‘thirsty’ as a “Yea I want water but I’m not dying” situation.

‘Dessicated’ or ‘dessication’ could be used descriptively as it means dried out.

That turns any legal issue into “he said she said”, which corpo deffo doesn’t want.

They inform you so that you can retract consent (by hanging up)

“I’m an artiste, machines shouldn’t do what I do, those other folks have it easy.” repeat for every group thinking of every other group.

tfw ur linux install adds a “I am not installing this operating system in the state of Illinois” checkbox.