IRL Daredevil villain

Hi, my name is HUH??

My name is WHUH??

My name is BWUH??

Slim shady

Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

Two possible scenarios:

1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

POV: you are Judas selling out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver

Ads, because even though they waste my time, I still have my money. Also:

https://lemmy.world/post/20894731

Something about camels passing through the eye of a needle

But doctor, I am Pagliacci

It’s real, it happened to my buddy Gulliver once

Now you’re talking Turkey

I thought it had been accepted as an exonym, not just an endonym

Cross-referencing the list of areas served from the Wikipedia page for Arby’s with a map of which countries commonly have bidets, we can determine that this tweet is funniest in the nations of Egypt and Türkiye.

Side-note: Why does Wikipedia still spell the country’s name as Turkey rather than Türkiye?

Pokémon Crystal, had been grinding to hatch a shiny Tyrogue out of the gifted Odd Egg. 1% chance of success and it takes about 15 minutes per attempt

Will the Family Guy paintings be in his Lego biopic?

Nah, I’m busy performing transgender operations on illegal immigrants that are in prison right now

Take the laundry to the dry cleaner? I thought you said to the hyena

There are a lot of image/gif(?) posts that I haven’t been able to view either on the Memmy (Apple) app or in-browser with either Safari (Apple) or Google Chrome. I imagine it comes down to the file types as well as the lack of native hosting to standardize posts of different media types, but I’m not the techiest person to consult on that. One downside of the fediverse is the lack of standards for file hosting/conversion/displaying to ensure that all media can be accessed regardless of the browser/app (or, alternatively, the lack of an all-encompassing app for all devices [Jerboa sounds like the closest to this to me but it is not available for iOS yet]), as well as the self-funded nature of the instances commonly not having the budget to natively host multimedia content such as videos.

Alas, now they are but Great Lakes