I know it’s a typo but I’m cracking up at

ethnically non-monogamous

This is why “divide by half” and “divide in half” are two different things

Any positive number?

Ehhh |q| = √p but close enough

Just wait until you find out how meerkats got their name

4 cups of cheese, almost 3 cups of soup, almost a cup of 7up, and somehow this yields 4.5 cups of sauce? It doesn’t mention reducing in the recipe even. What an atrocity.