Go on ‘The Youtube’, there are thousands of videos of bicyclists with dash cams in hairy situations.

I haven’t set foot on ‘dry land’ since Napster started.

Added bonus: It removes hair, just like waxing.

Or Bielefeld . . . Oh, wait.

I know it’s only a joke, and I hate to be that guy, but,

It’s either over or out.

Either you are telling the other person they can now send (over), or you are signing off and will not be monitoring this frequency (out).

Thanks Hollywood for skewing that for us.

slam the breaks more

Not to mention the brakes too.

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Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two.

I‘ll wait.

Look in any English language dictionary. Show me an entry that states a couple is more than two

I‘ll wait.

Further adds to something to something.

‘Trump is a twat. Further, Vance is too’.

Farther is a greater distance: Glasgow is farther away from Dover than London’.

Why is it weird?

You could just say ‘two weeks’, but you could also say ‘a fortnight’.

Come to think of it, you could even say ‘a couple of weeks’

Wrong. A couple is two exactly. After the wedding: Oh look at the happy couple. There aren’t 3 or 4 people standing there, 2 people are standing there. A couple.

To couple train carriages together means to attach two carriages together. There are more carriages behind that one, but they were all individually coupled together.

After a quick butchers at the list, I think they are going after streaming sites rather than torrent sites per se.

No worries mate, we all po it.

FYI higher hire

I’ll certainly keep an eye out for them. Thanks.

Golden delicious apples. I don’t even consider others, although tbf, their taste does vary a little, depending on where I bought them.

LocalSend is the dogs bollocks!

…with a baseball bat covered in nails. Rusty nails.

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