Time to start cranking out those 20x gravity handstand pushups

Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.

It’s a slice about nothing

As always, the real tips are in the comments

Your parents… live… together? And they… talk to each other?? But that only happens on TV!

To me it feels like texting an ex after a breakup. I know I shouldn’t but…

If I remember correctly, they say that the rocks in the cavern are merely “the most delicious”. So this is really the equivalent of a kid opening the fridge and seeing that they’re out of pizza rolls and whining that there’s nothing to eat.

First they came for the vanilla, and I said nothing…

Hey I just wanna say it’s good to be back! I’ve been having 196 withdrawals.

Liftoff is my favorite so far. It’s the closest to Infinity for Reddit, which is where I’m migrating from.

Which logically means we will reach a critical point where the entire human race is involved in the production of Batman reboots.

Liftoff, because my phone is apparently too old for Jerboa