Hey alright

Ctrl+Alt+delete for my work computer so I can go straight to password input.
Space for my home computer.

I haven’t seen it posted here yet so I’d like to add one of my favorites, Big Fish.

Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously. They have both male and female sex organs. That’s why somebody you don’t trust you call a snake. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?

I found a YouTube channel that discusses philosophy called Einzelgänger about a year ago and it helped change my whole perspective on life. I get stressed a lot less frequently now, but when am stressed listening to his videos calms me down better than anything else ever has. I’ve bought and read many of the books he talks about and look forward to buying new ones. My favorite authors so far are Arthur Schopenhauer and Albert Camus. I also recommend Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, the Tao-te Ching by Lao Tzu, and anything from Seneca or Epictetus.

Discombobulated. The first time I heard it, an old man I worked with had used it and I gave him shit for it because I thought he had made it up. I still laugh about that sometimes

Spanish explorer?!

No, I got one over the holidays and only had to make a meta account which doesn’t automatically register you for Facebook

I’m gonna take a shit

Rip & Tear