“Sorry, you aren’t your own group of people because you aren’t stable and democratic enough. Oh, the reason you aren’t stable enough? Not the issue, next question. Oh, the countries that aren’t democratic that we recognize? Not the issue. Stop asking terrorist questions.”

Oh my god so much yes.

Make it chilly enough to wear an oversized hoodie and I will never leave.

You can never get a word in edgewise when he’s around.

I’d say I don’t believe it, but I’ve seen someone beat dark souls with a guitar, so who am I to question the lengths people will go through to be able to say “git gud”

Girl, some days…

Damn I’ve got so many women to cut ties with, since apparently we can’t be just friends and my wife would probably not be okay with me lusting after all of them.

Oh wait, I forgot this isn’t a twisted manosphere world, it’s real life!

This looks more like someone did it on purpose.

They’re all shifted down by one

My wife and I were looking at realtors and one told us we would need to provide our credit card info to look at properties, and I just laughed and said “go fuck yourself” and hung up.

The only valid response, IMO.

The fact that people actually pay this shit is infuriating.

People won’t stand up for their neighbors and community when Nazies are rounding the others up

Because it doesn’t directly affect them yet.

“Then they came for my coffee”, and all that.

Evolution.

It knows what it is, and nobody in it is under some illusion that they’re making some masterpiece of cinema. That is not at all a criticism or even backhanded compliment. I like when the actors have fun with the things they’re working on. I mean, who doesn’t love seen behind the scenes of Ian Mckellen slapping a dummy of Sean Aston around.

It’s fun, it’s ridiculous, and it leans into it a bit.

Plus they came up with the Thanos Weakness a long time before the avengers fans. ::: spoiler (it’s the butthole, they attacked a giant alien anus with soap to save the day) :::

This reminds me of that one time in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

Lol nvidia CEO couldn’t do my job for an hour.

I am absolutely confident that I could do his job for an hour.

The empty chair in his office does his job just as easily, too.

You can tell me all about the meetings and deals they have to worry about but ultimately, by the time a company gets that large, it could run itself without a c-suite for quite some time.

My last employee orientation really didn’t like me saying to the group of 10 or so “anti-union speeches should be just as illegal as insinuating we aren’t allowed to discuss wages”

And also I have called a new employee a fucking idiot for saying “guys we aren’t supposed to talk about wages” when the topic came up one day and “I’m gonna get a manager” when the discussion continued.

It’s impressive what you can accomplish when the people who oppose it/are in the way don’t matter in the slightest to the people in charge.

I’d love to see this level of expansion anywhere in the US, done properly and without targeting minorities and the poor like we do too often…

If I could ride a metro line to work and to the store, I’d be soooooo happy. No more daily driver for me! Except my bikes, of course. I’d be saving all that money for more bicycles.

No chief engineer has ever asked why my favorite transporter rooms require so much extra power.

Well… Not more than once, anyway…

Well, even Kim has a plate. All the bridge crew from VOY have one!

Kim: I literally saved the ship and everyone inside on multiple occasions, literally rewrote history, and I’m still an Ensign.

Paris:I haven’t gotten anyone seriously maimed or disobeyed huge important orders in awhile, so they promoted me.

You should see the things Riker gets up to in Quark’s holosuites.

I don’t think the universal translator will even allow me to tell you.

Nope, not me.

I’d like to think I’m funny though…

Well, I mean I DO technically have a YouTube channel that hasn’t posted since 2017 and only has a few battlefield 3/4 clips on it I wanted to show friends.

Which YouTube guy would I be?