Well yeah, we kind of already knew that…

gestures vaguely to surroundings

I threw this together in 2 minutes:

I’m not bi but I like frogs…

So… I have nothing here. I’m at a :.|:;

Well I know who I think I am.

“EU considers following modern Nazi policy”

I guess Google just says “fuck 'em”?

Yes, 100%, absokutely correct.

Google is a company.

Companies do not care about you. You are not a person, you are a number.

There absolutely are movies I would go to see in theaters again.

Wedding crashers isn’t even on the list.

Wedding crashers isn’t even on the list of movies I would watch this month if I had no internet access and only 3 other dvds.

10 white guys

NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR

“yeah this time it wasn’t a gun, but the kid is black for Christ’s sake, what did you expect us to do? So obviously its functioning as intended.”

SNAKE?!

I would love to have a small Wikipedia browser that can survive the apocalypse.

E-ink display, mini keyboard and touchpad, multiple ways/ports to transfer info, All wrapped up in a heavy duty equipment case that’s able to survive a building collapses and burns in an earthquake, that’s shielded from EMP.

It’s in the pattern buffer, just tap a button or two, and instant ketchup! Way better than using the replicators.

While playing a trek themed word association game “Bird of Prey” comes up, my wife yells “TWEET TWEET PEW PEW!”

“Dutch government does X”

“It’s them fuckin Americans again”

IS THERE AIR???

YOU DON’T KNOW!

Man’s gotta have hobbies.

They might.

Personally I mean the entire country goes back to pre-1948 borders.

I mean if we are being fair here, crush his legs, sell the car and use the money for charity. Perhaps a charity that helps people with mobility. And builds bike lanes.

But you know… It’s TOTALLY politics to not want your money going to people who want you dead, so RULE 3 GUYS RULE THREEEEEEEEEEEEE

30s, I am much slower to bounce back from muscular injuries, and if I smash my knee, it’s gonna be a week before I don’t need a brace. Being overweight is a big part of that though. I’m sure if I had kept my weight off after my last surgery 10 years ago I’d be quicker to recover joint injuries.

Illnesses are about the same? Maybe? Idk whenever I got a cold I would be miserable for a week, and that hasn’t changed. Every so often I’ll get something that knocks me on my ass for 2-4 days, and when I was younger it was probably only 1-2 days. I was sick much more as a kid though so that’s likely one reason, my immune system isn’t exposed to as many things anymore so illnesses that DO hurt are worse than they used to be. I’m not a biologist though, and pathology sounds like what a startup company that makes designer walkways would call themselves.

I also think I’m much funnier than I used to, but that’s likely unrelated to illnesses…